Plot twist: the Dadnauts shuttle crash-landed in a neon-padded civilization known only as “Soft Play.” The natives are sticky, fast-moving, and seemingly immune to gravity.
While reconnaissance was challenging (and socks mysteriously vanished), valuable intel was gathered:
- Bunkering down near the slides offers strategic coverage and coffee proximity
- Foam block diplomacy is possible—if led with snacks
- Time distortion fields exist, converting 30 minutes into 3 hours of sweat
This log reminds us that even in chaos, there’s story to be found. And sometimes, the best way to understand alien worlds… is to climb them.
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